If only I could add some of the following to my résumé…

• Multitasking by making dinners for the week, doing laundry, finding a hidden puzzle piece etc. all at the same time
• Ability to drink caffeine all day and night and it wouldn’t prevent me from falling asleep
• Managed to find son’s binkie in under three seconds (it is lost what seems like ever other minute)
• Washed more bottles than I will ever be able to count
• Pumped a zillion gallons of breast milk
• Summarize most Dr. Seuss books in less than two sentences
• Could also discuss Dr. Seuss books in great length and how clever the stories are in explaining very important life lessons
• Ability to function on little to know sleep (see how I didn’t mention how well I function or if my brain always is operating at 100%)

This list could go and on but you get the point. Not sure how my job search will actually turn out, but I know that I’m definitely sharpen my skills. If being a master binkie finder ever becomes a necessary job skill, I will add it right away to my résumé. For the time being, I will just be happy that I can actually find the missing binkies.